Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Prince Sicko

Nothing's quite as entertaining as zapping impoverished people resisting invaders:

After frolicking naked with a nude nubile in Las Vegas, Captain Harry Wales was sent to Afghanistan to co-pilot an Apache attack helicopter and fight the CIA-created opposition, the Taliban.

The dashing young grandson of the aging monarch Queen Elizabeth and the second son of heir-to-the-throne Prince Charles has since compared killing Afghan insurgents to playing video games.

Taking out officially designated enemies with Hellfire missiles is a “joy for me because I’m one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox,” Harry told the BBC. “So with my thumbs I like to think I’m probably quite useful.”
The only thing that could be even more fun would be strafing civilians with a remote drone. After all, when you're in an Apache, you are at least exposed to enemy fire. What's the fun in THAT?

Thanks to Earl for the head's up!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet Harry is the more sane and probably showing us what they are doing to him. Unlike fake William and Kate who are cultic.

Southron said...

Meanwhile back in Britain, Muslim criminals force white British girls into prostitution. The police do nothing because that would be "racist."

Is there any chance that Harry would take on these Muslims? No chance at all.